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Big Change

Today is my last day at Microsoft, as I will be leaving to pursue my boyhood dream of ~~eating the world's biggest hoagie~~ becoming a famous author someday. I'm sure you have many questions about this move, many of which I've preemptively answered below:

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Really?\ A: Really.

Q: Aren't you already a famous author?\ A: While I do get famous-author levels of hate mail, I fall short by most other metrics.

Q: Do famous authors even make enough money to survive?\ A: Not unless they write about love triangles involving vampires and werewolves.

Q: What's your next book about?\ A: I'm thinking a love triangle involving a vampire and a werewolf.

Q: Isn't that market kind of saturated?\ A: That's why my book is going to be in 3-D.

Q: You mean like a pop-up book?\ A: No, although that's not a bad idea.

Q: How can a book be in 3-D?\ A: We're still figuring that part out.

Q: Well, what can I do to help?\ A: If you buy a copy of my first book, that would help me afford food for my kids.

Q: You have kids?\ A: For my metaphorical kids, I mean.

Q: What's a "metaphorical kid"?\ A: This interview is over!

Anyway, exciting times are ahead, and I plan to chronicle them right here, so stay tuned!

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