I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to something something anymore!
It all started with Wil Wheaton^1^, who used to be the bartender (I believe) on "Star Trek", but who is now some sort of Twitter celebrity. I myself have zero tolerance for Twitter celebrities, but one of the "data scientists" I follow "retweeted" the following into my newshose:
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) December 15, 2011
The SOPA/NDAA, in case you have more important things to do than follow politics, is the latest power grab by the content industries, and would allow the President to use unmanned drones to assassinate you and/or the Internet without a trial if he suspects you're selling counterfeit handbags or illegally downloading Hall & Oates MP3s or waging jihad. It is indeed an abomination, which is why it is only supported by heartless, baby-killing monsters like record company executives and United States Senators. And it certainly seems plausible that a President who signed such a bill would be in violation of his oath to "defend the Constitution."
You know what else is in violation of his oath to defend the Constitution? JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING HE'S EVER DONE. Invade Libya without declaring war? NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION. Illegally traffic guns to criminals in order to drum up popular support for eviscerating the Second Amendment? NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION. Override state medical marijuana laws? NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION. Force people to buy private health insurance? NOT IN THE CONSTITUTION. And so on. If it takes the NDAA to get you to care about Obama's oath to defend the Constitution, then either you've been living in a cave in Pakistan for the past 3 years, or YOU DON'T ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION.
As it happens, I'm not one of those libertarian types who pounds the table about what is and what isn't in the Constitution. Of course I'd rather the government lived up to its promises not to quarter soldiers in my condo, not to take away my guns, and not to censor my XXXXXXXXXXX. But they don't, and no one seems to care that they don't, and in fact most people are quite happy to let the government quarter soldiers in their condos as long as it gets them something they want, like endless war in Afghanistan, or patents on being aware of medical best practices, or subsidized pharmaceuticals for wealthy old people. In any event, I don't treat the Constitution as holy writ, or think something is necessarily a good idea because it's in the Constitution or necessarily a bad idea because it's not, or consider it a good use of anyone's time to yell "READ THE CONSTITUTION!" to people who don't particular care about what's in the Constitution.
But I will pound the table when some Obama-endorsing, juvenile-name-calling Twitter celebrity suddenly starts chastising people as if in this one case the Constitution is the most important thing in the world. You don't get to do that. If you didn't care about the Constitution back when activist judges insisted that deep in its penumbrae one could divine secret rights to funnel taxpayer money to politically-connected banks and carbuilding unions, then no one is going to take you seriously when you pretend to care about it now. Oh, they'll pretend to care about your pretending, and maybe they'll even mention to their friends that "that bartender from the Starship Enterprise had some great tweet where he pretended like he cares about the Constitution, and he used #hashtags and everything, and it was really such a stellar example of pretending to care about the Constitution that I favorited it and retweeted it and @replied to it, so you should check it out!" But they know that you're posturing and that you know perfectly well that the President and the Congress perfectly well understand their oath to "uphold the Constitution", they JUST DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT IT, and they also know that 364 days out of the year NEITHER DO YOU.
What's extra-sad is that this guy had a particularly unpleasant run-in with the TSA last spring:
I got groped so aggressively by TSA at LAX just now, I never want to fly again. Not even my doctor touches my junk that much. Fuck you, TSA.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) April 5, 2011
You'd think that might have indicated to him that the "teabaggers'" fear of government power was maybe not so off-base after all. The bartenders at the places I hang out certainly would have noticed this, so maybe it's that all the cosmic rays in space kill brain cells.
All that said, the NDAA and SOPA are both horrible laws and we're worse as a society for passing them (or for being about to pass them) and the people defending them are heartless, baby-killing monsters who you should probably go out of your way to spit on if you encounter them. But they're also perfectly predictable consequences of having the kind of busybody government that you've been loudly clamoring for your whole life. It wasn't so long ago that you were blogging a stupid "CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN" graphic and telling people to vote for this jerk. To the extent you care about preventing the next SOPA, you might consider next time listening to the libertarians instead of just calling them vulgar names and putting sugar in their gas tanks.
1. Technically, it started when I read the article about Sheila Jackson-Lee stopping a SOPA hearing so they could discuss whether someone had insulted her on Twitter, and I realized that I was the one with the "crazy" politics for not being eager to subject myself to thousands of pages of laws written by emotional preschoolers.